TheDeciderJ

Gordon Ramsay: Cookalong Live

thedeciderj — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 04:08:02 +0000

Cooking on Crack

First off let me say I’m a huge fan of Gordon Ramsey. The point of the show is for people to cook along at home. Entertaining but the show fails at it’s main goal. The large amount of people on skype cooking along are completely irrelevant. There is no need or reason for them to be on the show, they contributed nothing. On the main screen Whoopi was funny and relevant, because we know who she is. The marine wives, why should we care about them? What is the point of them? Irrelevant. The 3 course meal in the time frame is impossible, Gordon is cooking so fast that it is impossible for anyone at home to “cook along”. How would anyone possibly keep up with that? I felt dizzy half way through the program, it is as if he is on some sort of drug cooking 2,000 miles per hour. Just with his speed it would be difficult, but then when you add all the other distractions it makes your head spin. Parts of the show are staged/cheesy but I didn’t mind it too much. I enjoyed this show because Gordon is entertaining, but the show will be canceled. Get rid of the skype calls, keep the guest stars, slow down the pace and maybe the show will survive.There is no way for an average person to cook a 3 course meal along with him when he moves 2,000 mph. I will keep watching because I like Gordon but would I cook along? That would be impossible.

Motorola CLIQ

thedeciderj — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:45:49 +0000

Could the Motorola CLIQ coming out next month save Motorola? They haven’t had a hit since the RAZR and that was a long time ago, before the existence of the iphone. Luckily they are going with google’s android system, smart move! They need to have all their smart phones running on android if they want to thrive and take some of the market back. With all the sales that will come from the Motorola CLIQ they will probably realize that is what they need to do, stick with android.

I personally will be selling my Google G1 phone and will be buying the Motorola CLIQ next month. I’m not crazy about the iphone, it is good but I need a QWERTY key board. It takes way to long to text on a touch screen.

FULL SPECS – This phone has a 5 mega pixel camera, wow! with auto focus!

Aaron Carter Flo Rida Song Leaked – Dance With Me

thedeciderj — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:18:18 +0000

Aaron Carter’s intern leaked his new song featuring Flo Rida. He tweeted “UGH 7AM PHONE CALL TO TELL ME INTERN ADAM LEAKED MY FLO-RIDA SONG @britneyspears I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL NOW”. His intern tweeted “@AARONCARTER7 – I JUST LEAKED YOUR UNRELEASED SONG WITH FLO RIDA! GUESS WHAT? I LIKE IT! HOPE YOU DON’T MIND! XOXO” and later ”@AARONCARTER7 – ur mad? i mean, ur song is great!”. What a douche bag, I would make sure he never got a job again in the music industry. Put him on the leaker list! What type of douche bag leaks your song and says that. Guess what? Your an ass. What do you think ?

David Hasselhoff hospitalized for alcohol poisoning

thedeciderj — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:51:55 +0000

The Hoff isn’t doing Hofftastic. He was hospitalized again for alcohol poising. This is his 5th time. The actor was at home with his 17-year-old daughter Hayley and a male assistant. When he was taken to the hospital his daughter went with him and was crying heavily. A inside source said “He needs help and he’s in denial.” Surprising? No.
You could tell he was drunk during America’s Got Talent every night. Not to the point were he needed hospitalization but it was obvious he had been drinking before the show. Now that the show has finished he has nothing to do but drink and has no need to keep his drinking in check. He is free to drink as much as he wants because he doesn’t have any public appearances. He needs to get hoff the booze… I think we all remember this video of him on the floor attempting to eat a Wendy’s burger, recorded by the same daughter. Sad.

Wolf Blitzer EPIC fail on Celeberity Jeporady. Andy Richter cleans up

thedeciderj — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 08:35:21 +0000

You would assume Wolf Blitzer would do well on Celebrity Jeopardy because he is a news anchor. You would assume Andy Richter wouldn’t do very well since he is just a comedian. I always said news anchors are not that smart, all they do is read a teleprompter. A monkey could basically do their job. After all Sarah Palin majored in what? Broadcasting. Reporters no longer report, they just read a teleprompter. Basically you need to be a good actor not smart to be a broadcaster. Andy Richter completly cleaned up on celebrity jeopardy and Wolf Blitzer looked like a complete moron. Wolf ended up with a humiliating -$4,600. This proves what I always said, you just have to read a teleprompter to be a reporter, takes zero brains.

Wolf finally responded after all the criticism of him being a complete fool. Wolf Blitzer: “I don’t know what everybody’s carping about,” he said. “I never said I was the reincarnation of Walter Cronkite. Hell, I never even finished high school!”

PLEASE GET YOUR HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA, I SLEPT THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL AND STILL EASILY PASSED…PATHETIC.

He went on to say exactly what I just said “Look, the only requirement for this job was that I could read the teleprompter, okay?”

Full Show Below, only about 10 minutes. It moves fast.

New York News Anchor – Ernie Anastos: “Keep fucking that chicken”

thedeciderj — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 07:33:45 +0000

All I can say is “LOL” – Watch the female next to him, her eyes are literally about to pop out of the sockets. He is in trouble…

Lady Gaga tells the crowd to shut up!

thedeciderj — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 17:31:55 +0000

Good for her, I never understood why people always scream when others are trying to listen. Sure your excited but it doesn’t mean you have to let out annoying shrieks. You should listen not scream…. If I was an artist that would drive me insane. Usually some of her clothes look more silly than cool [remember the head orbit she wore on ellen?] but this outfit looks hot!

Obama calls Kanye West a “jackass”

thedeciderj — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 16:24:43 +0000

To sum up Kanye West at first I thought Pink said it best “he’s an idoit”. But now Obama said it best “he’s a jackass”. Obama is simply the coolest and best president in a long long time. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. Watch his face right after he says it, he is like oh shit I shouldn’t of said that. I just typed into youtube Kanye West and was noticing all the great songs he has created over the years, it’s a shame he is a jackass because he had so many good songs. But now when you listen to them all you can think of is him being a jackass. But in time it will all blow over and we will probably forgive him for being a jackass. He just needs to disappear for some time, or/and go apologize to Taylor Swift IN PERSON on TV. Not apologize to Jay Leno… Coolest President Ever

Kanye West in a Blender

thedeciderj — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 16:47:44 +0000

This video is funny, especially the ending. LOL

CNN’s Rick Sanchez Owns FOX News

thedeciderj — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 16:14:49 +0000

CNN’s Rick Sanchez completely owns Fake News FOX News in this video. He destroys any credibility FOX News had left and calls them liars. FOX News says CNN didn’t cover the “tea party” protest in Washington DC, which is a lie especially since I remember watching their coverage on it. Rick Sanchez completely rips apart Fake News FOX News and it’s absolutely hilarious. Watch this video, just when you think FOX can’t go any lower they do. Enjoy.